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The Goth Militia Is Rising!

This past weekend the feds conducted raids in three states targeting the Hutaree militia group. These guys are Christian survivalist extremists, "Preparing for the end time battles to keep the testimony of Jesus Christ alive". They believe the Anti-Christ walks among us, that kind of thing. Nevermind that as I understand it, if the Anti-Christ is walking among us, that means the rapture has already happened, which means "You Lose".

Other militia groups want nothing to do with these guys apparently, so they've definitely at least won the Nutjob Arms Race.

Anyway, I found their site and they had a training video posted on the front page:

That's right, they're Sisters of Mercy fans! Of course, they think it's "weird 80's music from Germany", but still, that's the greatest thing I've seen. I wish it was Pet Shop Boys, or Erasure, but this will definitely do nicely.

I'm sure that video won't be sticking around YouTube for too long, but I did download it locally, so if it goes away, I can always put it back.

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Dear Internet Advertisers

[music | Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - All Tomorrows Parties]

This week both Ars Technica and Fark, both of whom get decent traffic, have basically begged users not to use ad blockers. I think people would be less likely to use ad block if your ads didn't kill our browsers, below are some examples.

On Fark, the square ad at the top of the right-hand navigation bar demolishes WebKit based browsers on Linux. Doesn't matter what the ad actually is, but if I hit Fark in Arora or ReKonq without Flash turned off, they die as soon as they hit that ad, every single time, write it down. Fix that shit.

Sprint ads. Sprint ads have been consistently crippling Mozilla based browsers on Linux as well, both Firefox and Flock. "Occasionally", using autoscroll (mid click scrolling), the browser will just crawl and become unresponsive. It will continue to slowly scroll until the ad is off the page, then become responsive again. I can't tell if this happens on Mac, since I mainly use Safari.


Holy fuck, it's the Perfect Storm(or perfect Curve I guess)! Luckily this session is in Chrome on a Mac or else my machine might have just shot itself in the face

I realize these are both Flash issues, and that the state of Flash on Linux and Mac is pretty abysmal, I use both platforms. So…. you want people to stop blocking your ads? Show ads that don't break my goddamn computer, is it a deal? Maybe stop dealing Flash ads? JS only? Maybe?

Now, I honestly don't use ad blockers. In the case of Arora or ReKonq, the only way is to turn off Flash, which is annoying, and in a general sense I don't mind getting ads. I do hate ads that break my browser, or which open popups, resize my browser, redirect me, etc. Stop that shit Fark, stop trying to open pop-ups, and fix the ad in the right-hand nav on the homepage and we'll be buds.

One more time: Don't complain that no one wants to view your ads when your ads are harmful.

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HOWTO: Properly SPAM A Blog

For anyone spamming blogs, especially my blog, this is the proper way to do it. This comment is vaguely related enough that it seems like maybe the person just missed the point they were trying to make, or is a bad writer. In fact, it was copied from this Amazon review of a DVD from 2007.

So rather than general Russian cyrillic nonsense, how about you morons try a little harder. I'm leaving that comment up as a monument to the way you idiots should be working. Put your damn back into it once in a while.

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Google Chrome Review @ 5 Minutes in

I've just been playing with Google Chrome from the Dev Channel site. After 5 minutes, I've got some things I hate.

  • Title Tabs Done Wrong:
    I like the idea of integrating the tabs into the title bar, however they don't go far enough. If you just reach up there and click-and-drag, chances are you'll grab a tab, and detach it or move it in the tab order.

    When Apple lifted this same trick in the Safari 4.0 betas, it was great because if you just grabbed any tab, it acted as the title bar would and moved the window, if you clicked and held, then started dragging, it would drag/detach that tab. That's how this should work.

    I like the fact that there's very little, well, chrome in Chrome. I like minimal layouts that give me maximum space for what I'm looking at and don't interfere. Chrome could probably drop 20 pixels by pushing the tabs to the top of the window and making them behave properly.


  • Tabs open behind current tab:
    This makes me nuts. When you click a link in the current tab, the new tab opens behind the current one, and not all the way to the right like I expect. Here's a use case that shows how worthless this is. If I'm on Fark, and Fark is on tab 4 of 8, and I click 3 links and 3 comment section links, they're now jumbled in as tabs 5-10, rather than 9-15. They're not where I expect them, they're where I have to hunt for them. This cannot currently be changed by the user.

  • No on-the-fly Search Selection
    I like Flock because, among other things, you can drop down the search box and choose an engine on the fly. By default Chrome will let you change your default engine between Google (go figure), Yahoo and Bing!. But there is no search box in the browser. What they mean by "default engine" is "what engine is used when you type text into an empty tab URL box, or highlight and right-click text in a page". That's pretty cool, but I'd love the ability to change that engine based on the context of the search rather than through Preferences. A good case is typing in "Big Trouble in Little China", dropping down the menu to IMDB and pulling up the IMDB page. The way to do that at present is to type "Big Trouble in Little China" into the URL box, right click the URL area, click Edit Search Engines, and tell it to make IMDB the default (after setting up the IMDB search engine yourself). Then you'll have to change your default back to Google later.

  • Mid Click Auto-Scrolling:
    There is none. One of my main gripes in Safari is the lack of auto-scroll. For anyone not paying attention, the idea is you click the middle mouse button, and then move the mouse up/down left/right to scroll around, no need to slavishly ZING a scroll-wheel/ball around to go up/down the page, or dive to the edge of the window and try to grab the scroll bar. Civilized, brainless, and easy on the tendons.

  • Chrome is low on Chrome:
    This is a "LIKE", I'm really happy with how sparse it is. The nav-bar + tab bar + window chrome is much smaller than Firefox, and even smaller than Safari. That gives more room to me and gives me a window that is small and tight, not annoying like FF. I also like the solution to the Status Bar, which is the bar at the bottom of Firefox or Safari where it shows you the destination of a link you're hovering, or how many items of a page have loaded.

    Chrome doesn't have a status bar, but instead they have a status "ribbon", let's say, that appears to cover part of the lower left of the window when you hover something or the browser has something to say, like that.

I'm sure there will be more, I'm not sure if it will be more positive or more negative. I suspect this will be another browser I use occasionally to see if it fixes the things I gripe about, and then put back in the drawer and go back to FF or Flock until it gets better, MOAR, or whatever.

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Dumbest argument ever, a 2 minute rant.

This is the DUMBEST argument against "public option" healthcare I've ever heard, and I've been hearing it more and more, even in such Lieburul Hotspots as NPR:

"CNSNews.com
With 50 Million New Patients Possible, Nation Needs More Primary Care Doctors"

On the one hand, these mouthbreathing fucking cretins challenge us to show them "a SINGLE American who ever went bankrupt because of medical bills", well, that was easily disproved, hell, I personally know a couple of people who came close to losing it all. People are denied care all. the. time, and many who get treatment are denied payment for the care they receive.

Now they're saying that since there are 50MM uninsured, if we suddenly insure these people it will be disastrous for the country because we'll run out of doctors. Right now, if these people get sick with an acute illness, they can go to an emergency room at their local "hospital of last resort". They must be treated for serious illnesses, then the hospitals chalk it up as "money someone should pay us sometime". The money that gets paid is generally in the form of the taxpayers paying the hospital. That system works great for "gunshot wound", but does not work for "colon cancer" or "congratulations, you've got diabetes". What it does do is encourage people to use ERs as PCPs. This stretches ERs limits.

What they're really saying is "These people are too poor/stupid to have medical insurance, therefore they don't deserve medical treatment, and should die". That is not "oversimplified" or "out of context". What they're saying is, "If you can't afford or are denied medical insurance on the basis of 'pre-existing conditions', you should not see a doctor, and you may die". After all, the claim is that if these unwashed masses suddenly had insurance, the healthcare system as we know it would collapse, because suddenly poor people and sick people can visit doctors for free.

Assholes. Staying alive is not a privilege. Where's your "right to life" now? What about the right-to-life of the worker who loses his job and can't afford COBRA, or COBRA runs out before he gets a new job? What's that? Fuck him? Ok, thought so, thanks for clearing that up.

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Doctor Who Cat

Some cat's parents watch entirely too much Doctor Who, and thanks to Ninja Cat I won't be sleeping any time soon:



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Auto-Tune the News

Study this, there will be a quiz at the end of the week:

More from Schmoyoho with bonus Ron Paul

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Someone buy me this book

Do it now. My site begs of you.

Yeah, my wife's a web designer, what's your point?

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Moc se mi přání, jsem věděl, že české právo, které nyní

Tonight I really wish I knew Czech. I just had a whole conversation via Google Translate and it was less than satisfying. Here's the backstory:

A few months ago, a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood. They started using one of my machines to scan for vulnerable hosts and make them into botnet Command and Control servers. An IRCd was installed and used, and logged. Why do these morons go to all this trouble to install IRC surreptitiously, and then leave logging on... Anyway, it was the typical Eastern European mix of mainly Romanian, Czech, Lithuanian types. Strangely they seemed to be talking about fishing, and many of their handles indicated Bass club membership.

So I picked what looked like the person who installed all this, and googled. I found one name that matched the handle and had an IM attached, so I IM'd them. It was something like "I'm not that pissed, I just want to make sure I got you guys all cleaned out". I'm not one of those "OMGWTF Call the FBI guys", if someone gets in, it's my fault, and I'll fix it, but anyway, I wanted to start some dialog for whatever reason.

The thing is...I ended up getting random foreign language IMs for the next few weeks. After the user accepted me as a "buddy", their profile indicated they're like 19 and female, and I have found nothing to indicate otherwise.

So tonight I decided to write back (translations by Google, don't blame me I can't speak Czech):

12:14:35 PM sek: ahoj jakpak se mas ("Hi, how are you?")
8:00:26 PM sek: ahojik jak je ze nespis ("Ahojik [thanks google, for that], as from sleep". I'm guessing they just came back online)
8:07:03 PM xrayspx: (http://translate.google.com)
8:07:03 PM xrayspx: Já jsem dobře. Myslím, že mám špatnou adresu pro ICQ ("I am well, I think I have the wrong address for ICQ for you")
8:07:51 PM xrayspx: Pokud jste skutečně rozbil v mém počítači. ("Unless you actually broke into my machine")
:-)
8:07:51 PM sek: jak to proc ("As to why"?, probably "WTF")
8:08:30 PM xrayspx: Moc se mi přání, jsem věděl, že české právo, které nyní ("I really wish I knew Czech right now")

I think that went more or less spectacularly well for neither of us speaking the other's language. Anyway, I'll see if she (?) ever bothers to IM me again, I'll try and get my translations happening faster and try and verify them against something else with English -> Czech translations. Babelfish doesn't do it.

The only thing I really gained from any of this is that we seem to share "Ahoy" with the Czech language, and it's still in active use there. And it makes me think of C. Montgomery Burns answering a phone, "Ahoy-hoy", which was apparently kicked around as an "official polite phone answering technique" Back in the Day. ---minutes later--- Holy shit, Wikipedia proves me right. Apparently it became a popular greeting in eastern Europe via Germany and remains so. Fun.

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Wolfeboro Forums

I've noticed some traffic to wolfnet.xrayspx.com hitting my page since I shut down the wolfeboro.net forum installation, and I wanted to clarify the situation somewhat.

After the last Wolfeboro.net outage, I requested that they find alternate hosting for the site. I don't have the time to run it for free and deal with securing the site, etc.

They seem to have moved the site to a holding page but have not implemented Joomla or the message boards yet. At this point, I've got no more control over the running of the site and boards, but have offered to help in any way I can to bring things back online. Even in my own server change, I tried to do everything in my power to minimize site downtime while changing machines upgrading the Wolfeboro.net software.

In any case, the correct URL will be "http://www.wolfeboro.net", I wasn't even aware that people ever used wolfnet.xrayspx.com to access the site.

You're all welcome to hang out here. Perhaps I'll start a forum in Drupal for Exiled Wolfeboro.net users until things smooth back out with the site at its new home :-)

Update -- I've added a link to the Forums section to the main navigation on the left. I've also added a link to the Blogs section.

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